“For our group purpose there is but one ultimate authority—a loving God as He may express Himself in our group conscience. Our leaders are but trusted servants; they do not govern.”

Reverend Oral Roberts once had a conversation with a nine-hundred foot tall Jesus, who told him that he needed to build a medical school. A few years later, he had a conversation with God, who told him that he needed to raise 8 million dollars for his medical centre to train medical missionaries, or God was going to whack him. Fortunately for the good reverend, he was able to collect his cash, and he his life was spared. The next year he had another conversation with God, who told him close down the medical centre, but keep the 8 million bucks. (more…)