Just in case there are any television executives or independent producers who peruse this blog & have:
- A sense of humor
- A taste for refereed violence as well as “love, tolerance, & service”
- A fair amount of liquid capital (my creative juices come cheap, but a guy’s gotta pay the rent)
- Access to two separate faded celebrity ‘rehab’ facilities (ala Dr. Drew and … Dr. Drew’s main Hollywoood competition)
- Connections in the Mixed Martial Arts sports field
Here’s my pitch — “Celebrity Rehab” meets “The Ultimate Fighter”.
Think about it. You get washed up, bottomed out quasi-celebrities (e.g., Tom Sizemore & Heidi Fleisch) to go through the 12-step process at their respective celebrity rehabs. Then, you get them to fight one another in the octagon for definitive ‘sober’ credibility.
I mean, a blood match between Sizemore & Fleisch would draw an audience that might warrant ‘pay-per-view’ status! Duff McKagan versus Mel Gibson. The porno actress (I think her stage name is Mary Carey … or something) versus Lindsay Lohan. The possibilities are endless. Elbow strikes followed up by Big Book quotes … this shit practically writes itself.
Send your six figure checks in care of ‘speedy0314’ at donewithaa.wordpress.com. I’ll have my girl call your girl.