Some 12X12 fun with math:

AA mathematical axiom — “One drink, one drunk.”

Conversion chart:

  • One 12 oz. beer
  • One shot of 80 Proof liquor or (1.5 ounce)
  • One 4-5 oz glass of wine
  • Approximately nine full cheesecakes (1.5 ounces = 8.999999 teaspoons; the reader should bear in mind that vanilla extract is only 70 proof).

Just wait until I get my hands on that “prosaic steel girder”, you AA-hattin’ eggheads!

Editor’s Comment: