Yet Another Open (However Stupid) Question

H[ocus] P[ocus] save me, but it seems I’m a glutton for punishment.  So here I go again, chumming the 12X12 waters with more troll-bait.
If the crux of the AA/12-Step solution is:
A) We were alcoholic & could not manage our own lives
B) That probably no human power could have relieved our alcoholism
C) That [g]od could & [...]

My Name’s Roger And I Have No Sense of Irony

Opening line from Roger (recently self-outed AA-bot) Ebert’s review of the movie “Zombieland”:
“There’s no getting around it: Zombies are funny.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
ADDENDUM: A zombie apocalypse would be another alternative to AA.  Or zombie AA’s wandering the world searching for ‘alcoholic’ souls to save & brains to eat.  That would kick ass.