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Oh, these two! I really pray that Dr. Dave and Bill remain this arrogant and deluded. Seriously, there are few things funnier than watching a smug panty-sniffer reveal their inner perv with every wag of the finger.
They ask in the title of this week’s column:
Is South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford a sex addict?
Well, of course, this is the first reasonable question that should pop into any person’s mind. And naturally it would be utterly irresponsible not to speculate — and maybe fantasize — do a little role-playing – just to really get to the bottom of it. And using the interrogative? Well, that is just a very advanced rhetorical flourish, that allows the smart men to suggest something, without actually having to back it up. Are Dr. Dave and Bill a couple of dirty-minded creeps? Who knows!
BILL: Dave, if I described a 46-year-old married father to you, a guy who disappeared for almost a week, leaving no word for his wife or office, you might think he’d been in an auto accident or drunk.
DR. DAVE: Are you asking if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford got drunk on love when he snuck off to Argentina to have an affair?
Or are you asking if Sanford was tweaking on love? Perhaps he was overeating on love?
BILL: When I used to be an editor under Helen Gurley Brown at Cosmopolitan, we wrote a lot of articles about what women will do for love. I can’t remember one about a woman so sexually infatuated she’d act like Mark Sanford.
Wait! I thought we were talking about love. No? At this point, it might be irresponsible not to specualte about whether real love can actually exist between men and women… Maybe only men can manage to maintain that Platonic Ideal… Maybe what people think of as love between men and women is just some shadow, just sexual infatuation… an allergy, perhaps?
And Bill has never heard of a woman acting like an asshole over a relationship? Good god.
DR. DAVE: Are we back to that old notion of yours that anything outside of alcohol and drugs can’t be a “real addiction?”
BILL: After ex-Senator Larry Craig’s men’s room adventures, David Carradine’s seemingly autoerotic death, and now Sanford’s rambling press conferences about unrequited love? Dave, I’m past that.
Dr. Dave and Bill know a sexual addiction when it makes their naughty parts tingle.
Filed under: Dr. Dave and Bill | Tagged: 12-steps, AA, alcoholics anonymous, Bullshit, sexual addiction
At the rate that you are picking on them, they may begin to think that they are a nose.
“BILL: When I used to be an editor under Helen Gurley Brown at Cosmopolitan, we wrote a lot of articles about what women will do for love. I can’t remember one about a woman so sexually infatuated she’d act like Mark Sanford.”
Um, no woman ever cheated on her husband by lying about where she was going … humm. Shocker, I can think of a few and now that I think about it most of them did it with guys they met in AA.
Right, and I’ve never met a woman who wouldn’t shut up about her boyfriend, and if she could, would hold a daily press conference to announce the totally cute thing he said in his sleep last night.
ftg,
my reply to ‘dr. doof & wannabe bill wilson’:
*****
you guys are the martin & lewis of the recovery movement. your insights have less than no merit & your ‘discourse’ (and i use that term very advisedly) is beyond absurd.
when either of you is caught up in the inevitable ‘addiction-related’ mess you’re so happy to comment upon, i will be the first in line to laugh with great satisfaction.
it’s coming guys — & i think you both know it.
****
ape has killed ape,
speedy
Whoa whoa! This is absolutely offensive to the max. I understand you don’t like the two … thus you depict them as gay men as if being gay is like the scum of the earth? Not only do you depict them as gay as if it’s supposed to be a hurtful thing, you then call them pervs, inferring homosexuals are perverts. What??
Wow, way to kill two very beautiful birds with one nasty stone.
Oh hell no, Sofia.
Dr. Dave and Bill are a couple of paternalistic, panty-sniffing scolds — blowhards, who think they have the right to pass judgement on other people’s sex lives, and they do it with with an air of authority in a major newspaper no less. (Did you read what I wrote?)
My using that awesome picture of two kinky gay men was not intended in any way to diminish Dr. Dave and Bill. You see, if Dr. Dave and Bill weren’t so pathalogically repressed, they too might get right with their inner perv. This picture is a juxtaposition, not an insult.
Hi Sofia,
Why do you dislike Dave and Bill because they are gay? Or that they like whips and chains? You should not do their moral inventory, ya know.